There were two things that I was actually looking forward to seeing during the last minutes of what turned out to be a decent game.
- Would Mike Singletary shank a substandard player on the sidelines with the business end of a sharpened toothbrush?
- How would Sean Hill fare in a starting role in primetime?
Sean is from the same sprawling Metropolis that I grew up in...beautiful Parsons, Kansas...so it's nice to see a small town boy get a shot on a stage this big. Overall, I thought he had a decent night, but I thought some grave injustices were put on him towards the end of that game.
Granted, those interceptions really put the Niners in a tough spot...and while the shovel pass was ill-advised at best, had Frank Gore not turned his back at the last second, it probably would have picked up yards.
Fast forward to the 49er's getting the ball on the Cardinal's 42 yard line with a little over a minute left in the game, down by five points with no time outs...Hill completes three fantastic passes in a row to cover 41 yards in less than 30 seconds. After spiking the ball on 1st down, it looks like the Niners will have three shots at the end zone from point blank range. Again, let me remind you...NO TIME OUTS.
Let's take a break here to examine how a forward pass works in professional football -
Any forward pass becomes incomplete and ball is dead if: (a) Pass hits the ground or goes out of bounds. (b) Pass hits the goal post or the crossbar of either team. This results in a stoppage of the game clock.
This means that the Niner's could try two pass plays into the end zone, and more than likely, still have time on the clock for a final 4th down attept to win the game should both pass plays end in an incomplete pass. HOWEVER...Mike Martz, the offensive (Definition: 1. upsetting, insulting, or irritating: causing anger, resentment, or moral outrage) coordinator for the 49er's calls a RUN PLAY to Frank Gore. Not only is it a stupid play call in general...he calls a run play from a tight formation!..9 linemen, 1 quarterback, 1 running back...and puts a tight end in motion to point out to the defense which side of the line they will be attempting to run to! This allows the Cards to pack everyone up nice and close to the line to ensure that Gore goes down for a yard and a half loss.
Side note...the Bears run the ball from this formation FAR too often...with similar results.
So after taking far too long to get in position to waste another play spiking the ball, the refs blow the whistle to check the replay so they can confirm that Frank Gore went down at the hands of the Cardinals defense and not his own players...which is possible since the Niners line was responsible for causing a fumble by Sean Hill earlier in the game. Replay checked...Gore touched...4 seconds left...and the clock starts on the placing of the ball. Niners have had a decent amount of time to get a play called. Ball placed, whistle blown, ball snapped and RAN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE TIGHT FORMATION (again, the Bears do this way too often) LINE BY MICHAEL ROBINSON. That's right, Michael Robinson...a guy who has averaged 6.4 yards PER GAME for his career...a guy who hasn't seen the end zone since 2006...a guy who had touched the ball 2 times Monday night. The official scorers gave him a one yard gain on the play, but there were so many Cardinal defenders stacked up against him that I think I saw him finally hit the ground around the ten yard line. Game Over...Cards win by 5.
If Mike Singletary sent Vernon Davis to the showers early and bared his ass to the team in his first game vs. Seattle, I can only imagine what kind of prison yard debauchery was in store for Mike Martz following the absolutely mindless play calling that occured in the final 30 seconds of the game. And if Singletary isn't going to do it...Sean Hill should. He was basically given three plays to pick up one yard and make up for any turnovers he made on the evening...and then had that opportunity taken away from him.
In other news, the Bears run the ball from a tight formation wayyyyy too much, and there are only three episodes of The Shield left.